Well, I thought it was time for the annual website update. As of right now, Cümshotté is still searching for a new guitarist due to the mysterious disappearance of William. Actually, as far as I know, he's still alive and living in Tampa, but he's essentially MIA. If you live in central Florida and feel that you are a potential axe-wielder, don't hesitate to email me! It would be helpful if you own a guitar, know how to play it (preferably well), and have heard grindcore in the past. I hope to hear from you soon! Meanwhile, I'm still writing music/crying wolf for the eventually-upcoming full length, which will actually appear within most of our lifetimes, and will definitely be worth the hype (all of which is coming solely from me). In addition to all that, I've updated some sections of the web site and am in the process of installing a new guestbook because the last one is plagued with odd Russian gentlemen trying to sell you misspelled prescription drugs over the internet. We're also now on MySpace! Want to be our friend?

The web site has been slightly modified, just to let you know that I'm still alive. As anyone who is actually reading this probably already knows, Cümshotté has been inactive for some time now due to other obligations of the band members, but don't let that bother you. I'm currently in the process of writing some news tunes for the long awaited album, "Giganticist," and I hope to have something for people to listen to before too long. I just figured that it was time to actually update the web site, so here you go. Most of the web site will (surprise) remain under construction until I have more details about the future of Cümshotté. Don't stop believin'!

It's your lucky day - we've added our new EP "Weapons Of Aural Destruction" to the Audio/Video section for you to bang your head to! It's 5 tracks of total shit guaranteed to make you deaf if played loud enough, so make sure you play it loud enough. Recorded in 6 hours and mixed/mastered in just 8, this is total DIY grinding chaos that will kill children and burn any bibles, korans, copies of dianetics, or books of mormon within 15 yards of the stereo. Imagine fighting an armored gorilla with a barbed wire whip, and the gorilla is winning - that's what it sounds like. Anyway, hurry up and get to the A/V section and get it... before it gets you.

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